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You know how some chicks don't seem to appreciate the wonderful gifts they have sitting right on their chests? Well, Trixie seems to have quite an erotic appreciation for her own sweater puppies: <blockquote><center><a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=918700-0000&PA=XXXXXX&HTML=http://www.tastytrixie.com/VPtour/busty.html"><img src="http://tastytrixie.com/blogimages/trixies-boobs.jpg" border="0" alt="Trixie's big natural boobs"></a><br /><font size=1>
Join <a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=918700-0000&PA=XXXXXX&HTML=http://www.tastytrixie.com/VPtour/busty.html">TastyTrixie</a> to see more of my big natural boobs.</font></center><br /><br />I admit it: sometimes I'm mesmerized by images of my own breasts. I love the shapes, colors, and textures in this little screen grab from a video I posted today. It's a flattering image; they look pretty near perfect to me. Okay, I'm lying. They look totally fucking perfect to me as far as big ones go.</blockquote>

<i>Here's an interesting announcement from Trixie:</i>

I never could have DREAMED this would happen, but <a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=918700-0000&amp;PA=XXXXXX&amp;HTML=http://www.trixieshouseboy.com/clean">Tucker</a> and I were recommended in "O", Oprah's magazine!!!

Okay, so we weren't *specifically* mentioned, but a movie (a PORN movie, no less) we are in called "The Bi Apple" was mentioned in an article encouraging women to check out porn.

<center><a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=918700-0000&amp;PA=XXXXXX&amp;HTML=http://www.tastytrixie.com/VPtour/amateur.html"><img src="http://www.tastytrixie.com/blogimages/SmoothGirl/Trixie033646.jpg" alt="Trixie from The Bi Apple" />
<em>Click here to visit my homemade porn site!</em></a></center>It's so weird: this is the only bonafide porno we've been in (almost everything else we do is homemade for our websites) and it winds up getting exposure in the fucking housewife BIBLE of magazines produced by THE television -GOD- of our age (I mean, Oprah's not just a little "g" goddess, she's a fucking GOD). Sure, I've criticized Oprah on many occasions, mostly for having so many of those anti-porn segments on her show while pretty much every single book on her booklist is full of explicit smut of the most taboo, violent and sordid varieties. BUT. Don't for a second think I don't idolize her and recognize that any sort of positive recognition of porn, especially PORN THAT I AM IN, from her or her publication feels like a thick swishy feather in my cunt.I feel so lucky that The Bi Apple's writer/director, Audacia Ray, chose us to be in her film because 1) she's cool and anything she does is cool, and 2) the movie's gotten great press which makes ME feel like I'VE gotten great press. Case in point? I was called the star of its behind-the-scenes segment and a "dispenser of folksy porn set wisdom". How cool is that? Very, I think. Of course I haven't actually WATCHED the movie because I think I'm also the token fat girl (relatively speaking) of the movie, helping to make it a piece of work that can be embraced by people who are concerned about body image and the lack of realistic body types in porn. I, my friends, represent for "realistic body types" in The Bi Apple. Anyway, I am afraid to look at my "realistic body" in a genuine movie. When I finally do watch it, it will be with a giant box of cookies to console myself, the better to maintain my realistic figure.

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