When the Icon's Ass Has Already been Worshipped
What do I do when I do not want to follow suit by performing a rim job on one of the industry's Holy Men, but probably should? I *disagree*! Just to be contrary!! Because I like shooting myself in the foot like that!!!
Note to newbs: yes, you probably *should* kiss YNOT Bob's ass. Because it's, like, holy and stuff. If I had half a brain I would, too. Still? It cracks me up when girls deny that they have their noses buried between his butt cheeks. Moi? Kiss ass? Never!! It's especially cute to me since I see the same girl kissing SOME man's ass EVERY time I visit that board (which is rare, but perhaps makes it all the more noticeable that I see this EVERY TIME. Seriously though, every thread you go into with B O B posting, there are girls falling all over themselves to give him a virtual rim job. Enough already!!! Or just admit it; YES! I am kissing ass because it's the smart thing to do and/or there's NOTHING smarter than a girl acting stupid(er than a guy).
If you can't beat them, write snarky blog entries about them.
It's hard for me to describe why this trend chafes at me, but it has less to do with the specific instances where it occurs, and more to do with the overall tendency of webwhores to not engage in real discussions with Men Who are Assigned Respect in this industry, and instead to just try to get them to notice them by slobbering all over them and hoping somehow they'll get favors and traffic for exhibiting exaggerated deference to them. In theory I don't even disagree with this method and yeah, some of the guys *are* grand repositories of money, traffic and porno wisdom. But sometimes it just strikes me as grotesque, especially since there's such an obvious difference between the way the boys aspire to be ON the big mucky-mucks' levels and are more likely to engage in real dialogue with them, while the girls almost always do the bowing and scraping and submissive stupid-act. Teach me more, oh wise one! Thou FILLETH me with big lessons I am scarcely able to contain! I am content merely to kneel before you, a naked acolyte rubbing my nipples upon your knees.
Someday I'll give you a link to the thread in which I insulted Steve Lightspeed and explain why. But not today.
Note to newbs: yes, you probably *should* kiss YNOT Bob's ass. Because it's, like, holy and stuff. If I had half a brain I would, too. Still? It cracks me up when girls deny that they have their noses buried between his butt cheeks. Moi? Kiss ass? Never!! It's especially cute to me since I see the same girl kissing SOME man's ass EVERY time I visit that board (which is rare, but perhaps makes it all the more noticeable that I see this EVERY TIME. Seriously though, every thread you go into with B O B posting, there are girls falling all over themselves to give him a virtual rim job. Enough already!!! Or just admit it; YES! I am kissing ass because it's the smart thing to do and/or there's NOTHING smarter than a girl acting stupid(er than a guy).
If you can't beat them, write snarky blog entries about them.
It's hard for me to describe why this trend chafes at me, but it has less to do with the specific instances where it occurs, and more to do with the overall tendency of webwhores to not engage in real discussions with Men Who are Assigned Respect in this industry, and instead to just try to get them to notice them by slobbering all over them and hoping somehow they'll get favors and traffic for exhibiting exaggerated deference to them. In theory I don't even disagree with this method and yeah, some of the guys *are* grand repositories of money, traffic and porno wisdom. But sometimes it just strikes me as grotesque, especially since there's such an obvious difference between the way the boys aspire to be ON the big mucky-mucks' levels and are more likely to engage in real dialogue with them, while the girls almost always do the bowing and scraping and submissive stupid-act. Teach me more, oh wise one! Thou FILLETH me with big lessons I am scarcely able to contain! I am content merely to kneel before you, a naked acolyte rubbing my nipples upon your knees.
Someday I'll give you a link to the thread in which I insulted Steve Lightspeed and explain why. But not today.
Labels: ass-kissing, boards, gender issues, links, rants
posted by Trixie Fontaine @ 12:09 PM
11 Comments:
At 1:41 PM,
Club Jane said…
This blog is fucking rude. You yourself honey are a webwhore. You brought yourself into the threads on the solo girl forum not knowing what you were talking about. You must be pissed because you are starting to look your age. It is ok honey, men like older , bitter women too. :)
At 2:05 PM,
Trixie Fontaine said…
Yes, I am a webwhore. Hence the name of my program, WEBWHOREBUCKS. And I'll be the first to admit I'm rude sometimes.
I don't know why you're so offended to be called an ass-kisser. If it works for you, keep those lips puckered! I am admitting in this post that it's not a bad thing to do. If I were smart, I'd do more of it myself. Seriously, though, you do mind-boggling amount of ass-kissing.
I am not pissed or bitter about being/looking older and I agree that there's a market for women our age, but the point I was making in that thread is that you should make hay while the sun shines relatively brighter on you when you're young.
At 2:21 PM,
Jane B said…
Anyone that reads that thread can see there was no ass kissing in it. I am pissed that you are blogging about Bob who is a nice guy. Perhaps if you were not an old shrew people would have some respect for you. I don't kiss ass. You just want some attention, that is why you posted this bullshit. Do yourself a favor and use your time on Botox or something else to make your sorry ass look better. You are fucking pathetic.
At 2:32 PM,
Trixie Fontaine said…
I didn't say Bob isn't a nice guy or anything bad about him, did I? I simply said you're an ass-kisser, which I hardly think warrants your insulting tirade. You're acting like a hysterical, irrational nutbar when you should just proudly wave your ass-kissing banner high!
At 2:52 PM,
Jane B said…
Trixie you are such a sad attention whore. I am sorry you are so bitter and probably have no friends in the industry. I do not kiss anyone's ass, I just don't go away trashing people for no reason like you do. You don't like the insults huh? Could it be because there was no reason for them, just like there was no reason for you to talk about Bob and Steve. Hmmm. You like to dish it out, but you can't take it. Carry on since you seem to have nothing else to do with your time. I on the other hand have better ways to spend my time. Have a great day Trixie. :)
At 3:04 PM,
Jeff Michaels said…
Trixie I am amazed how you can say Jane is in your age range. I just went to your website and looked at your blog on there. OMG, you look way older then 35 in your pictures on there. Jane looks about 15 years younger then you. You really should not trash people when you have no room to talk. You may not kiss ass, but you really should. You are freaking scary looking.
At 4:41 PM,
Trixie Fontaine said…
I wasn't trashing anybody for looking old OR ugly so however scary looking you think I am is beside the point. I said she was an ass-kisser which anyone can see from looking up her posts or even just reading these remarks, and she is ESPECIALLY interested in kissing men's asses. I realize the subtleties of my posts are lost on you nitwits which is why you're making these cracked out misogynistic comments that only prove my point: women in this industry think men are made for "respecting" and women are made to either befriend or to insult based on their looks and age. I will still be making money in this industry when I'm 97 while dear Jane won't have anything left to work with.
At 6:20 PM,
Jeff Michaels said…
Oh Trixie you are a silly old whore. No one wants to see you now, let alone when you are 97. I read the postings you are talking about, and no one on there kissed anyone's ass. Frankly I think you have a hard on for Jane. I can't say I blame you, she is a babe. Yes I doubt she will be in porn a few years from now, but that is because she is smart and will move on to bigger and better things. You however have proven that you are an idiot and your only talent is being an oline whore. Have fun sucking cock online the rest of your miserable life.
At 7:29 PM,
Trixie Fontaine said…
Good for you, Jeff, you simpleminded dolt, for not being able to grasp the concept that A WOMAN WITH A GOOD HEAD ON HER SHOULDERS DOESN'T NEED TO LOOK GOOD (OR EVEN BE LOOKED AT) TO MAKE MONEY IN THIS INDUSTRY.
If anyone has a hardon for anybody, it's you and Jane writing blog entries and coming back here over and over again to sling your uselessly off-topic insults at me.
Seriously, when are you going to call me fat? Because that's all that's missing from your brilliant rejoinders and I don't want you to feel badly later for leaving such a big gap in your compelling arguments.
At 7:46 PM,
Jeff Michaels said…
Umm yeah. Jane according to your blog has not sent you a message since 2:52 pm, so I am not sure how you can say she is slinging anything at you anymore on here. I am sure that she has move on to other things. You however kept going back to the solo girl board and making postings looking for trouble. So now that you have people posting things you do not like you are complaining about it. That is very funny since you started all of this. Frankly I would not be surprised if Bob or Steve banned you from there. I never planned on calling you fat. Also to be in adult, you really should be good looking. Why would anyone want to look at unattractive women when they can buy a membership to a site with a hot woman or hot women? Have a good life Trixie. You are not worth the time sending messages to. You seem to think you are right no matter what anyone else says.
At 7:54 PM,
Trixie Fontaine said…
As long as you keep making stupid comments, I'm going to keep posting them just to keep a nice record of your idiocy.
I go back to the board when I get an email notice that someone has replied to a topic I posted on. I don't sit there staring at who is visiting the board and when or for how long. Unlike SOME people (Jeff Michaels).
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